When Ya Gotta Go

When Ya Gotta Go

Jul 24, 2011

Here’s something that requires very little explanation. Or perhaps it does. It’s basically a plastic bag that’s filled with some super absorbent crystals. The concept is that the guy, in desperate need of some facilities, will open the package and pee into the bag. Having completed his business, he then waits for the now wet crystals to do...

Time For Your Cuppa?

Time For Your Cuppa?

Jun 26, 2011

Hot on the heels of last weeks Rubik’s cuppa dynamic duo, this week we invite your morning cup of java to travel through time, in this beautifully crafted Tardis cup. Well, we’ll leave you to judge how beautiful it is, but you have to admit, it does look somewhat cool. I am wondering, though, what it’s like to drink out of the square opening....

Rubik’s Cube. Mug. And A Coaster.

Rubik’s Cube. Mug. And A Coaster.

Jun 19, 2011

I’ve always struggled with working out how to solve a Rubik’s Cube. How people manage to solve them, and especially in seconds, is beyond my comprehension, and especially so when you cannot easily twist the pieces around because everything’s not properly in alignment. Far easier to just peel off the coloured stickers and rearrange them on the...

A Carstache, If You Please

A Carstache, If You Please

May 22, 2011

The Carstache website describes these as “glorious”. I think I can come up with a few other words for these, but if it floats your boat, then why not? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we have just what you need: a moustache for your car. Why, one might ask. I did. And I’ve yet to come up with an answer. I think I could probably get a feather duster...

The Royal Condom Awaits

The Royal Condom Awaits

Feb 6, 2011

As you may be aware, there’s apparently a royal wedding happening in the next couple of months. To help others remember this magic night, Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction is releasing a special commemorative pack of condoms, complete with a portrait of William and Kate on the box, as well as a leaflet including a photo of the bride and groom inside the...

Useless Fact.

Useless Fact.

Jan 2, 2011

Welcome to the year 2011. Brought to you by the number 1. For those who are not too numerically challenged, you may have already noticed that 2011 is a prime number. Divisible only by itself, and 1. But 2011 is also a number than can be achieved by aggregating the sum of another 11 prime numbers, those being 157, 163, 167, 173, 179, 181, 191, 193, 197, 199, and...

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