The Royal Condom Awaits

As you may be aware, there’s apparently a royal wedding happening in the next couple of months.

Crown Jewels Condoms

Crown Jewels Condoms

To help others remember this magic night, Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction is releasing a special commemorative pack of condoms, complete with a portrait of William and Kate on the box, as well as a leaflet including a photo of the bride and groom inside the pack.

The slogan for these condoms is “Lie back and think of England”, but I wonder if the photos are mounted?